Thursday, December 10, 2009

Love Quote.. Errr... Or Not....

My roomie, Leo the lioness, send across this quote to me and I found it hilarious.
Here it goes.
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...
You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

We were on the floor laughing and mind you both of us are getting married shortly. We are like 'Yeah!! We hate love!!' :D

I love this part the best: 'then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...'

The quote's by Neil Gaiman for people who are interested to know the author. :P
Do you have any such funny quotes.. Let me know..
I know I have a lot of silent lurkers reading my blog and I love to know what you guys think.
So go ahead, comment on my blog. I love to get feedback.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Shoe Monster

PR gave me this superb cute card on our 7 year anniversary which was last month. The shoe monster is the cutest. Check out the eyes of the monster as well as her shoes. I thinks she’s wearing an awesome pair of shoes. More than that she’s pink and has got the most adorable smile.

PR also gave me this pillow with an elephant head. Our conversation was somewhere on these lines

ME: Hmmm…Ok!! Thanks for the elephant head pillow.
PR: No, it’s a Transformer pillow
ME: huh!!??!!??
PR: Give it to me (folds the pillow) and Voila!! It transforms into an elephant.
ME: OMG!! That’s the most adorable elephant like ever!! :)
PR: :D

Isn’t PR the most adorable thing on planet earth??

I have been meaning to put these pics up in my blog for a long time but unfortunately I don’t have a digital camera and mostly use the camera on my phone(which is not gr8 but doesn’t suck either!!) I have been telling PR that I want to get a camera so I can take pics and put it up in my blog and I had been eyeing a purple (my fav color!!) fuji film camera for some time.
Guess what?? PR got it for me the other day. Doesn’t the camera look awesome?

The camera is a Fujifilm fine pix z30 and comes in awesome colors ( purple, pink, green, orange, black & white). It is very sleek and has got internal zoom so unlike other cameras the lens will not stick out. It is a 10 Megapixel camera and has face detection, red eye removal and also has easy-to-use Blog mode (Yay! What more could I ask for??) It is a camera for the fashionista on-the-go.

So if any of you, especially women, is planning to buy a digicam, check this one out. This one is really worth it.

Christmas just came early this year!! I love you PR. MUAH!!

Friday, December 4, 2009

9 Feet High

PR, MB, Kay (Karthik, who will be called Kay in my blog, he was given an option to choose his pseudonym cuz this might be one of last few decisions he will be making in his life as he’s getting married :D ) and I decided to go to 9 Feet High, which is a bar cum restaurant, facing the Bay of Bengal, to celebrate Kay’s last days of freedom.

They came and picked me up at home and they were playing with Bread while waiting for me. I got hugged by all of them along with doggie drool. As we enter 9 Feet High, they were like ‘ We need to wash our hands as we played with Bread’ and I as usual never think before I speak blurted ‘Even I need to wash because I was touched by all of you’. That came out so wrong and the people around gave me weird looks and I will always be known as the The-Girl-Who-Was-Touched-By-All. :(

I’m a teetotaler and I know it’s difficult to believe that after reading my blog cuz most of the posts look like I wrote them when piss drunk. Well you are wrong. I’m quite sober when I write. I couldn’t even tolerate a Bacardi Breezer which has only 4% alcohol but now I can take few sips and not feel dizzy ( I know I should be ashamed, can’t even stomach a few sips of breezer! Well let’s put it this way, I got high on cough syrup – that’s a total different story , PR loves to tell this anecdote every time it comes up cuz I don’t remember anything and I’m dead sure he embellishes most of it. )

I’m a vegetarian till Christmas and these morons(in spiting of knowing) were ordering squid, chicken, beef, fish and everything else that moved whereas I had to satisfy myself with mashed potato & carrots (which was not even nice :( ). 9 Feet high has got an awesome location and view but the food sucks big time especially the veggie bit.

The conversations we had went from annoying parents especially moms to making balloons out of condoms. I don’t even remember how the topics hop skipped from one to another. It was good fun. I enjoyed even though I was shivering cuz of the cold wind.

I learned a new birthday song which MB sang to Kays on his birthday. It goes like this

Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
May You have many girl friends
And may you have many boy friends
And may you swing both ways too!!
Happy Birthday to You!

The whole time MB kept touching Kays thigh for no particular reason. They want to get facials done together. Hmmm… I don’t know for whom I should be worried about. I think I better warn Kay’s fiancĂ© not to let MB & Kays to be left alone. :)

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

31 Days to Get Hitched

I'm getting married exactly a month from now. I'm super hyperventilating. I don't know what I'm getting myself into. Shit! Shit! Shit! WTF am I doing?

These were not the words that I thought I would utter a month before the wedding when I decided to get married to PR. I was like, we have been seeing each other for 7 years, it won't be a big deal.

Oh boy!! Was I so wrong?? I'm a bridezilla from hell and PR is ignoring me like the plague. He must be currently hitting his head on a wall going 'What was I thinking'?
I'm a total control freak which neither of us realized till now and PR is like 'Can I take a rain check on the entire marriage thingy??' I need to be there for every decision that is being made related to this wedding.

To add to the entire drama is the fact that the wedding is happening in my hometown which is like 12 hours by train from where I currently stay. I'm shuttling between these two places every weekend, haven't had a decent night sleep for like ages and the fact that i have to work 5 days a week isn't making things easire for me. I so badly want to quit work, forget the wedding and go to the Himalayas and meditate or something. I'm seriously considering it. Anyone care to join me??

I also have my mom calling me at random time of the day asking me even more random questions regarding the wedding. Today she called me up and said 'Cathedral' even without a hello. I'm like 'huh!! Ma??' and she's like spell 'Cathedral' and we have an entire argument of whether it ends as 'el' or 'al', wherein between I'm trying to attend a meeting too. She calls up again and asks me for my blood group and I say A1+ and we have another argument on how there is no such blood group called A1+ (her argument) and I'm like there is.

To add to this is the fact that I apparently have a test before the wedding based on which the priest will allow me to get married. He said it will be simple questions like the sign of the cross, our father, hail mary and so on and so forth. He said I can recite the prayers in any language. I'm thinking Swahili just to get on his nerves. As if I dint have enough on my plate he had to add this to it.

I'm currently a very irritated, pestering and a very annoying bride to be. :(