Ball Scratcher

Remember Kay?? How he got lucky and married the most beautiful scientist in India? Well he did. Lucky for him that his wife was comatose when she agreed to marry him. Not so lucky for her.

We never got Kay a wedding gift and it’s been over 2 months since he got married. MB and I were chatting and he send me a link and said ‘Why don’t we get Kay this?’

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, errrr.. maybe not Boys and Girls. I present to you


It is the Perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for the busy executive who's always got the itch.

The scratcher is a chrome-plated hand on a crafted stick about 9 inches long. This ultimate tool for the modern man comes in a slick silver-metallic gift presentation case! It's a good laugh and a gift that will stand out in any party!

Dishwasher safe and stain resistant.

It’s apparently for the busy executive who does not have time to reach down and scratch his own privates but has all the time to search for this and use it. Then MB clarified it for me and told me that the contraption is to be used by the so-called busy executive’s secretary or PA while the busy executive is working. :D

What do they mean by dishwasher safe? We can put this stick along with the plates that we eat in and wash it all together!! And don’t even get me started on the stain resistant bit. Ridiculous!! :P

How did MB stumble upon this?? You know those annoying and irrelevant ads that come on the right side of every Facebook page and they ask you to vote for it and stuff like that. Well MB got this when he logged into FB.

So Kay expect a gift in another couple of days!! You can guest post here on your experience with the ‘Gentlemen’s Ball Scratcher’ :D

Here’s the link for the people who want to gift it to your loved ones. :P


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