My dad forwarded this as an email to me. I couldnt stop laughing.. I hope you guys enjoy it too
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to insure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the job, please see your manager. You will immediately be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS(D.E.E.P S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to the EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T). Since our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore and are full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L S.H.I.T). Those who are full of B.U.L.L S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P S.H.I.T).
If you have any questions please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T S.H.I.T).
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING