6:50 AM – Alarm rings
ME: Sigh!!! Babbby I don’t want to go to work!!
PR: Mumbles grumbles and turns to the other side
6:55 AM
ME: PR is Godzilla a dinosaur ?
PR: Godzilla is a mutant reptile.
ME: Oh ok. I think he’s on the next street.
PR: If you don’t want to go to work don’t go but you can’t use Godzilla as a reason.
ME: Sigh!! (whining like a child) Why not?
PR gets an SMS which says
' Calmness is not a weakness but strength. Be calm! '
PR: Someone beep beep beep sends me an SMS at 7 Beep AM, wakes me up to tell me to be calm. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
ME: :D
7:05 AM
ME: I had a weird dream
PR: mumbles gibberish
PR: Hmmmm..
ME: Then there was this 30 foot wave, like a tsunami, came crashing on our boat. After it hit instead of searching for A, I went searching for you. I held on to you.
PR: Practically speaking if a 30 foot wave hit a boat, none of us would survive, we would all drown and die.
ME: yeah whatever… Ya then the dream drastically shifts to this shop where I see this awesome purple wallet and A buys the wallet for himself. That’s when I regretted marrying him cuz if it were you, you would have definitely got it for me. I’m so glad I married you instead of that purple-wallet-buying-for-himself-moron.
PR: Buhahahahahaha… That dream is so typical you for the fact that there was shopping and the color purple involved. I’m glad I am married to the purple-wallet-30-foot-tsunami-dreamer.
ME: :D
7:14 AM
I had stared at the walls for a good 5 minutes before I notice a thick line on one of the walls next to the balcony. It looked like as if PR has splattered ketchup on our newly painted walls. (If anything goes wrong, I like to pin-point it on PR. It always is.) I looked closer to see it was a trail of red ants moving their queens (yes 3 of them) into our room to start their colony.
The audacity of them to relocate to our room and that too without our permission.
I’m sad to inform that an entire colony of ants were killed during the writing of this post. If I have any PETA followers, I’m really sorry but we had no other option and they were swarming us from all directions. We panicked!! (Notice the fact that I used ‘We’ not ‘I’ cuz if I’m coming down I’m brining PR along with me :) )
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Mutant lizards; natural disasters at sea; high fashion accessories; alternate realities of past relationships; insect invasion, etc. all for getting out of going to work... 10 points for creativity, minus 14,000 for being insane :)
ReplyDeleteHmmm interesting thought; it has been 24 years since the Chernobyl disaster, where are the giant mutant lizards? What not even a single super hero? all that radiation and noting cool to talk about except a bunch of five-legged frogs and not even giant ones, but normal sized ones. What a (nuclear)waste - literally !!
I don't think Peta Gives a crap about ants .... :P :P
ReplyDeletepurple-wallet-buying-for-himself-moron. Thats a bit harsh isn't it. One of my best friends ^^ smothers himself with purple. I wouldn't be surprised if he did have a purple wallet.
hahahahaha....
ReplyDeletetypical girl....drags the guy along too :P
Anything you write is awesome! Love your writings! Its always interesting regardless of the topic or anything else......its 'fun' to read, easy to understand, is not "thought provocative", does not give you a lesson, is not productive....PERFECT! 10 on 10! :D
ReplyDelete@PR - :P
ReplyDelete@Abinav - PETA does give a crap cuz they made a huge fuss when Obama swatted a fly. A FLY!! i'm talkin of an entire colony of ants
@freelancer - Hello i wasn't the only one involved plus PR promised to be by my side through thick and thin
@Addy - Thank a lot Addy. My posts are thought provocative. I mean what could be the real meaning behind my dream with the tsunami and the color purple.. lol... :) I think they are only to me I guess..
What a dream!
ReplyDeleteheheh...this was so funny :) Imagine a guy buying a purple wallet :P
ReplyDeleteI started reading one of the recent posts and I so liked the post that I continued for a few more. Great going, keep it up!
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