The Ringtone

So the other day, PR and I were on our way back from work. PR when he married me also got another title along with husband,my designated chauffeur.

We were generally catching up on each others day when we hear music, besides the radio.

PR (in his very sophisticated voice): Sonia, I think your phone is ringing
ME:Its not my phone cuz that is not my ringtone

PR: Its not my ringtone either. Maybe you switched on your music player by mistake. You know how you never lock your phone

ME: I don't have this so called song on my music list either (At this point, we still had not figured out what the song was)

Finally PR finally decides to take his phone out and it was his phone that was ringing. The caller was his friend, Akshay.

Let me give a brief intro of Akshay to you guys.. PR met Akshay in hindi tuition way back in school and they became friends over discussions on a couple of aesthetic(according to them) adult magazines. They have been friends ever since.. 

Whenever we used to meet up, there was a lot of bromance from Akshay's side but PR never reciprocated. 

Case in point are the pics below.

This pic was taken 3 years ago. You can see PR totally fending off Akshay's advances. And then there's me who's got a confused look as to 'Am I coming in between these two??'

                        This pic was taken in our wedding after party. I have no words. :(

Coming back to the ringtone, by this time I had figured out the song. It was 'Bring me to life' by Evanescence.

ME: You have a special ringtone for Akshay??!!??

PR: No. I do not. I don't know how this happened. I only have a ringtone for you.

ME: What is the ringtone for me?

PR(mumbles gibberish): I'd rather not say

ME: Why not? I'm gonna call you now.

I call and I hear an alarming noise with someone shouting 'Incoming WARNING!! WARNING!! Its the WIFE!!' with whole bunch of sounds.  See ppl, this is what I'm married too..

For those who have not heard 'Bring me to life', the chorus goes something like 'Wake me up inside, call my name and save me from the dark, Bring me to life, frozen inside without your touch Without your love, darling only you are the life among the dead'

Akshay gets that and all I get is a warning message.

PR - I'm quitting cleaning up after you.. Next time get Akshay to do your laundry, iron your clothes and cook your food.. :P